Re: 20 Billion Leagues Far Above The Sea

by **Darth Wiggles** on Thu Aug 25, 2011 5:49 pm

The golden armored Jiralhanae roars in savage fury as the pod streaks towards the nearest ship.

by **Arcus** on Thu Aug 25, 2011 5:49 pm

Crew member: Stuff. >.>

by **Darth Wiggles** on Thu Aug 25, 2011 8:11 pm

The boarding pod crashes into a ship and it opens up.
Brutus: Finally, food. *Pulls out his Spiker carbine*

by **Razorshell** on Thu Aug 25, 2011 10:46 pm

Mark:Ok.

by **Pandora** on Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:38 pm

Jacques: Alright, continue firing all weapons.

~Ship Brutus is on~

Crew member: Did you hear something Tad?
Other crew member: Nope, totally didn't hear something crash into the treasure room we're guarding.

by **Darth Wiggles** on Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:44 pm

An object that looks like a baseball bat with razor-sharp spikes lands on the ground in between the two crew members before exploding into a spray of super-heated spikes, implaling everything in a 10 foot radius. Brutus then approaches the two deceased humans and looks at the two for a brief second before ripping off the arm of one of them and begins to eat it.

by **Pandora** on Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:49 pm

An alarm resounds and a robot on caterpillar treads rolls in and fires sandwiches at Brutus while running into walls repeatedly.

by **Darth Wiggles** on Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:59 pm

Brutus looks at the robot, completely unamused, before pulling out his grenade launcher and firing a single shot, destroying it.

The robot running into the walls was enough to awaken a short (up to a person's knee), silver robot with large, green eyes. It walks out of the room with a noticable squeak with each foot step.
Moments later, one of the crew members in the bridge finds the robot sitting down on her lap, looking at the computer monitor for a few seconds.
Gyro: What's this do, what's that do?!
As the robot asks these questions, and repeats that question every second, it presses random buttons on the computer, causing the ship to fly around erratically and fire its weapons in random directions, hitting other ships in the fleet.

by **Pandora** on Sun Oct 23, 2011 10:02 pm

Crew member: Captain! There's a ship having a seizure!
Jacques: Hm... It must be partying over there. Release the power of the funk! No, not really.

by **Darth Wiggles** on Sun Oct 23, 2011 10:12 pm

In the bridge of the boarded ship, the entire crew is dead except for the woman a few moments earlier, who is unconcious and tied up to be a "fresh snack" later, and Gyro, who is now lying face down in a large pile of mashed potatoes and muffins, with Brutus looking at it.
Gyro: *Raises it's head* I maded mashed potatoes!! ^^
Brutus: ....Yes....and muffins....... *Reaches for a sidearm, just in case he decided to destroy it*

by **Arcus** on Sun Dec 11, 2011 1:52 pm

~~Months later~

The crew of the Not Normandy have aroused the attention of a benevolent space defender brigade and are at war with them!

Soldier: Captain! I have a visual on the enemy. It appears that they are charging up a giant laser cannon of fiery death....and apparently doom.
Captain: *takes off a pair of shades while staring at the holographic screen in front of them* ...God help us...

by **Darth Wiggles** on Sun Dec 11, 2011 1:58 pm

This is the other ship? >.>

Brutus growls as he watches the Not Normandy preparing to fire upon the ship they are attacking.
Brutus: Must you destroy it from here?

by **Arcus** on Sun Dec 11, 2011 2:01 pm

Jaques: Nonsense. This is merely a pirating mission, m'boy. We're just going steal the ship's weapons. So I'm having the crew fire the Hannah Montana long range cannon at the ship's engines. Once that's done, we'll fire off a few EMP cannons at them and once they're completely immobile and unable to do a goddamn thing, we'll raid the ship and you can have lunch. Sound good?

by **Darth Wiggles** on Sun Dec 11, 2011 2:05 pm

Brutus: Fi- GET OFF MY HEAD!!
Brutus roars in anger as he grabs Gyro, who's napping on his head, and tosses it off.

by **Arcus** on Sun Dec 11, 2011 2:34 pm

Jaques: Huh.

by **Darth Wiggles** on Sun Dec 11, 2011 2:45 pm

Brutus: What?

by **Razorshell** on Sun Dec 11, 2011 10:58 pm

Mark:What the hell?