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DevilCorp: Your soul is our business!

Post by Arcus on Sat Oct 27, 2012 10:50 am

In the non-fiery and terrifying but still creepily atmospheric depths of the underworld, there is a business building run by the devil himself. It was built by Nazi slaves and pretty much functions as the go-to place for the devil to do his dealings. Whether it be fame, fortune or acquiring a beautiful harem, the devil did his business in this building and anyone willing to give up their souls were first directed to the offices of his various employees before they came to the big man's office door.

Today marked just about another ordinary day for the offices of DevilCorp. One of the devil's secretaries, Clarissa was busy making copies at a copying machine.

Clarissa: Okay, the boss need about twelve copies of these and...I'll need a couple copies of this file for my latest client. *sighs* Nerds and wanting to get laid.
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Post by Zephyr on Sat Oct 27, 2012 11:10 am

(in the head honcho's office, Satan materializes in a puff of fiery smoke)
Satan: *throws his golden fiddle on the ground* Oh, God Bless it! Another fiddle contest, and that idiot gets to keep his soul! *sighs, and presses a button on his intercom* Cherry, get me Clarissa.
Cherry's voice: Yessir!

(Cherry runs down to the copy room, where Clarissa is)
Cherry: The boss wants to see you.
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Post by Arcus on Sat Oct 27, 2012 11:12 am

Clarissa: Hm? The boss wants me? Alright, I'll go see him. *takes her papers and goes to Satan's office* You wanted to see me, sir?
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Post by Zephyr on Sat Oct 27, 2012 11:15 am

Satan: I'm not going out to get souls anymore. I always loose the fucking fiddle contests. Go down to advertising, tell them to put out billboards or whatever on the level. Make sure to tell them "NO FIDDLE CONTESTS"!
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Post by Arcus on Sat Oct 27, 2012 11:17 am

Clarissa; Alright sir, but here are the copies you wanted me to make for you. *sets down the copies she made for him* Bye. *leaves the office and goes down to the advertising department*
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Post by Zephyr on Sat Oct 27, 2012 11:23 am

Satan*calling out to Clarissa*: And don't forget to send out the memo about Casual Sabbath! I want you all in your birthday suits!
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Post by Arcus on Sat Oct 27, 2012 11:25 am

Clarissa: *calls back* Alright sir! *to herself* Casual Sabbath, huh? Should be an interesting day.
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Post by Zephyr on Sat Oct 27, 2012 11:34 am

Satan: *sighs, and sits in his huge red chair* Ahh...*sips on a diet blood coke* Now, what's on the agenda today, Cherry?
Cherry's voice: We have a few potential clients to talk to you sir. I'll send one in now.
Satan: Right, right.
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Post by Arcus on Sat Oct 27, 2012 11:35 am

Client: *comes into Satan's office* hello?
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Post by Zephyr on Sat Oct 27, 2012 11:43 am

Satan: ah! Oh. Gosh, you're ugly. Cmon, have a seat. *points to a little lawn chair in front of his desk* What can I do you for?
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Post by Arcus on Sat Oct 27, 2012 11:53 am

Client: I want to be the richest and most powerful man in the world.
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Post by Zephyr on Sat Oct 27, 2012 11:57 am

Satan: Well, you came to the right place. So, just how......valuable...is your soul?
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Post by Arcus on Sat Oct 27, 2012 12:17 pm

Client: Well I haven't had wild sex or drank till I was drunk or anything like that. I just want money, fame and power.
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Post by Zephyr on Sat Oct 27, 2012 12:25 pm

Satan: Perfect! A virgin and a square! Here..*lays a contract in front of the client, and hands him a knife* Sign here...and here...and here...and your mother's maiden name...and here...and your pet's middle name...and here...oh, and your imaginary friend's maiden name...oh, and your favorite species of bean. and you're good to go.
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Post by Arcus on Sat Oct 27, 2012 12:49 pm

Client: That's quite random, but okay, sir. *starts signing*
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Post by Zephyr on Sat Oct 27, 2012 12:58 pm

Satan: Great! Now enjoy your new life as Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple! *teleports the client away* HAHAHAHA!
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Post by Arcus on Sat Oct 27, 2012 1:13 pm

Clarissa: *sits down at her office desk* AgH! Good grief you're ugly!
Female client; I wanna be a beautiful porn star!
Clarissa: not with that mug!
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Post by Zephyr on Sat Oct 27, 2012 1:16 pm

Cherry: Really? We actually have a porn office downstairs, wanna check it out?
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Post by Arcus on Sat Oct 27, 2012 1:26 pm

Female Client; you do? Well the receptionist told me to go to this lady.
Clarissa: i may be in charge of the lust department, but I really don't work with physical beauty. That's either the vanity department or the porn department as she said.
Female client: Could you take me to the porn department, ma'am?
Clarissa: Please take her, Cherry.
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Post by Zephyr on Sat Oct 27, 2012 1:27 pm

Cherry: Sure thing. *gets up* Right this way, ma'am. *gestures to the elevator*
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Post by Arcus on Sat Oct 27, 2012 1:29 pm

Female client: Great. Sorry, miss.
Clarissa: it's fine. no inconveniences here. *watches the woman leave with Cherry* Ugh.
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Post by Zephyr on Sat Oct 27, 2012 1:37 pm

~porn dept.~
(the two women walk past offices wherein people are continuously fucking)
Cherry: Well here we are. We offer every kind of sexual documentation possible. Now, where did you want to start? Oh, right. Your messed up face. Well, we can do doggy style.
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Post by Arcus on Sat Oct 27, 2012 1:38 pm

Female client: I can't be made beautiful right away and then get into the business?
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Post by Zephyr on Sat Oct 27, 2012 1:43 pm

Cherry: Well, we could make you beautiful. ^^ For a price.
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Post by Arcus on Sat Oct 27, 2012 1:45 pm

Female client: Okay? What's the price?
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