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Re: Lore Reboot

Post by Zephyr on Fri Nov 09, 2012 6:56 pm

Jenghas: What? *chuckles* I'm no mummer, I don't prance around to amuse people.
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Re: Lore Reboot

Post by Proxzki on Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:01 pm

Raiya:Well that sounds interesting...but...I'd rather not. Brother, do we have enough money to-
Zera:No.
Raiya:You didn't even check did you?
Zera:I spent it before you could waste it, that's all.
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Re: Lore Reboot

Post by Arcus on Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:04 pm

The crowd ahead of them(and behind Mellow and Auri since they're facing them) part and gasp as a very tall bearded man wearing fur shorts, studded leather bracers and fur boots walks up to mellow and Auri.

Undolf: Children! Where is your father's mead?!
Mellow: You never told us to buy any, father.
Undolf: Nonsense! Any son of mine knows to buy his manly and hairy father lots of mead to drink for supper! *slaps Mellow's shoulders and cracks the grounder him* Hahaha! ^ ^
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Re: Lore Reboot

Post by Zephyr on Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:06 pm

Jenghas: And you must be Undolf. What village are you from?
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Re: Lore Reboot

Post by Arcus on Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:09 pm

Undolf: Brimhelm! Home of the mightiest axe wielders! or so they say. Weapons are for pansies anyway. As well as this fancy toothpick you so affectionately care for!
Mellow: Father, I need it for protection.
Undolf: Nonsense! No son of mine carries a toothpick for protection when he has his two fists!
Mellow: Father, I can't fist fight like you.
Undolf: Hahahahahaha- What?
Mellow: I can't fist fight.
Undolf: .....*throws Mellow into the air* I HAVE NO SON!
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Re: Lore Reboot

Post by Zephyr on Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:11 pm

Jenghas: >.>U So, Brimhelm. Must be nice this time of year. I myself come from Frostrun.
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Re: Lore Reboot

Post by Arcus on Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:14 pm

Undolf: I wouldn't know. Haven't been there in years since I came down here and my lovely Elizabeth threw me through the local tavern.
Auri: Is that how you met mom?
Undolf: Yes, i grabbed her ass and she tossed me out through one of the walls. We fell in love after that.
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Re: Lore Reboot

Post by Zephyr on Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:15 pm

Jenghas: Woah. You must teach me some moves sometime!
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Re: Lore Reboot

Post by Arcus on Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:17 pm

Undolf: Eh? Have a go with my wife, i'm sure she'd love to toss you around a bit. And for you. *picks Auri up and squishes her against his massive muscular chest* Oh, my adorable daughter! ^ ^
Auri: Can't....breathe!
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Re: Lore Reboot

Post by Razorshell on Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:20 pm

Marcus catches Mellow and sets him down.
Marcus:You ok there?
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Re: Lore Reboot

Post by Zephyr on Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:21 pm

Jenghas: Have a go with your wife? You sure you want it phrased that way?.?
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Re: Lore Reboot

Post by Arcus on Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:22 pm

Mellow: I think I french kissed a migrating bird. *spits and rubs his mouth*
Undolf: Sure, hit my wife a bunch. I'm sure she'll hit back harder.
Auri: But mom needs to take care of us and stuff.
Undolf: She's a strong woman.
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Re: Lore Reboot

Post by Razorshell on Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:27 pm

funny.

Marcus gives him some mint from his herbal remedy bag.
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Re: Lore Reboot

Post by Zephyr on Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:28 pm

Jenghas: What's that? Leaves? Are you some kinda ranger?
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Re: Lore Reboot

Post by Arcus on Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:31 pm

Undolf: Let's all have supper at the house! Everyone's invited! Wahahaha! ^ ^
The whole crowd around them cheers.
Undolf: No, not you bozoes. you're not strong enough to enter my home.
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Re: Lore Reboot

Post by Zephyr on Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:33 pm

Jenghas: Eh? Is there some kind of test of strength to enter your home?
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Re: Lore Reboot

Post by Arcus on Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:35 pm

Mellow: Not really, he just doesn't want everyone at our place.
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Re: Lore Reboot

Post by Zephyr on Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:39 pm

Jenghas: Great! I'm starving! *slaps his stomach* When is dinner, by the way?
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Re: Lore Reboot

Post by Razorshell on Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:48 pm

Marcus:Yeah I am.
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Re: Lore Reboot

Post by Arcus on Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:54 pm

~Battle family house~

Undolf: *sits at the head of the table* Ah, very good mead! &gulps a whole mug down*
Auri: <.<
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Re: Lore Reboot

Post by Zephyr on Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:56 pm

Jenghas: Eh. I've had better. *puts down his tankard*
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Re: Lore Reboot

Post by Razorshell on Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:04 pm

Marcus:Not bad.*burps* So what do you do?
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Re: Lore Reboot

Post by Arcus on Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:12 pm

Elizabeth comes in carrying a very large tray of a whole roasted wart hog with one hand and another roasted wart hog in the other before setting them down with loud thuds against the table each*
Undolf: Ah, good and fat. You did well, my son.
Mellow: They were just in the forest near here.
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Re: Lore Reboot

Post by Zephyr on Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:18 pm

Jenghas: Wow....soo juicy...@_@ *stuffs his face into one of the boars*
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Re: Lore Reboot

Post by Razorshell on Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:18 pm

Marcus:You have skill Mellow.
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