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The Grand Adventure of Mining and Crafting

Post by Zephyr on Tue Oct 01, 2013 8:44 pm

(the sun rises on a dinky little mud shack, surrounded by a crawling mass of zombies, skeletons, spiders, and creepers.)
(inside, the occupants are not particularly enjoying the cramped quarters, with one torch in the middle)
Conroy: Is it morning yet?
Gordon: Whose idea was it to build a bloody dirt mound to stay the night in?
Conroy: oh yeah, what would you suggest? Sleeping in a hole in the ground?
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Post by Arcus on Tue Oct 01, 2013 8:50 pm

Leaf: I would've suggested building a platform for us all to stand on.
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Post by Zephyr on Tue Oct 01, 2013 8:53 pm

Conroy: Oh, don't be ridiculous.
Gordon: Why didn't we stay in that village that's right next to our luxurious mansion?
Conroy: I hate those ruttin' testificates.
Gordon: Woah! Watch the language, buddy! They're called "villagers".
Conroy: Always making...nasally sounds at us and wanting emeralds.
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Post by Arcus on Tue Oct 01, 2013 8:58 pm

Leaf: Well we should've stayed at the mansion anyway. At least the golems would have kept us safe.
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Post by Zephyr on Tue Oct 01, 2013 9:00 pm

Gordon: Er...I was uh...referring to this mansion. *pats the dirt wall, and a bit of it crumbles away, revealing daylight*
Conroy: Finally! No offense, but you gents were startin' ta smell.
Gordon: "Us"?! To my knowledge, you've never even touched soap.
Conroy: You smell burnin' flesh?
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Post by Arcus on Tue Oct 01, 2013 9:16 pm

Leaf: But I smell alright. Meany. >.> *breaks out of the hut and walks around* Hm... Oh the zombies and skeletons are burning up.
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Post by Zephyr on Tue Oct 01, 2013 9:27 pm

(Gordon bursts out of the hut with immediate agency)
Gordon: Right then! People, we're out here for a reason! Today we start construction on the airship, the Lady Elaine! We need ropes, wood, and wool!
Conroy: Where are we supposed to find ropes?
Gordon: I dunno. Maybe some villagers have some?
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Post by Arcus on Tue Oct 01, 2013 9:35 pm

Leaf: We'll just need to hunt for spiders and slimes then. No problem with that.
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Post by Zephyr on Tue Oct 01, 2013 9:37 pm

Gordon: Slimes?.? Why slimes?
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Post by Arcus on Tue Oct 01, 2013 9:53 pm

Leaf: I dunno. You need slimeballs ad string to make ropes.
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Post by Zephyr on Wed Oct 02, 2013 4:19 pm

Conroy: *makes a disgusted face* Why'do you need slime?
Gordon: Just sounds sticky to me.
Conroy: Nah, we can just use vines, can't we? There's a swamp to the south of here.
Gordon: Well whatever. Let's just get something going here.
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Post by Arcus on Wed Oct 02, 2013 4:28 pm

Leaf: Fine, we'll use vines then. They should hold a ship together.
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Post by Darth Wiggles on Wed Oct 02, 2013 6:27 pm

A yawn comes from behind all three of the guys as a pretty young woman with her long red hair in a pony tail wearing olive green armor steps out.
Vivian: Mmm, morning everyone. What are you talking about? Something about a ship?
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Post by Zephyr on Wed Oct 02, 2013 6:35 pm

Gordon: Don't tell me you've forgotten why we're out here! We're building an airship, then sailing the seven...er...the...the skies in search of grand adventures!
Conroy: You were gonna say seven skies, weren't ya?
Gordon: You shut up.
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Post by Arcus on Wed Oct 02, 2013 6:35 pm

Leaf: Gordon plans on building a ship for some reason.
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Post by Zephyr on Wed Oct 02, 2013 6:40 pm

Gordon: "some reason"? I....I just told you the reason.
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Post by Arcus on Wed Oct 02, 2013 6:42 pm

Leaf: I don't see why we need a ship though. I'm a farmer, not an explorer.
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Post by Darth Wiggles on Wed Oct 02, 2013 6:44 pm

Vivian: I suppose you want me to go and get some food supplies for the trip, huh?
The girl smiles as she draws her sword and starts checking it.
Vivian: I'll do it, I just need someone to come with me to carry the meat.
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Post by Zephyr on Wed Oct 02, 2013 6:47 pm

Gordon: Home? Don't you remember? I chose you people because you were souls without homes, without borders or boundaries! In each of you burns a fiery, free spirit that is itching to go out and explore!
Conroy: Wha?
Gordon: Also Leaf, we can totally build a mini-farm for you on the ship.
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Post by Darth Wiggles on Wed Oct 02, 2013 6:50 pm

Vivian: Come on, who wants to go out with the pretty girl for an extended period of time? ^^
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Post by Zephyr on Wed Oct 02, 2013 6:52 pm

Conroy: *smiles a bit creepily at Vivian* Thas what I'm most excited about.
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Gordon: You two get separate rooms. With locks.
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Post by Arcus on Wed Oct 02, 2013 7:19 pm

Leaf: Teehee. Yeah. ^ ^ And yay! My own farm on the ship!
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Post by Darth Wiggles on Wed Oct 02, 2013 7:31 pm

Vivian: Okay, Gordan, Leaf, anyone want to come along and carry the meat I kill?
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Post by Zephyr on Wed Oct 02, 2013 7:33 pm

Conroy: ! Ey! I'm the hunter here, nobody kills meat but me!
Gordon: Unless it's already attacking us, then it's your job, Vivian.
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Post by Darth Wiggles on Wed Oct 02, 2013 7:38 pm

Vivian: Aw, but what am I supposed to do until the ship gets ready?
She frowns as she picks up some bones and rotting meat sitting next to piles of ash.
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