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Xandros' Revolt

Post by Arcus on Sun Dec 05, 2010 9:25 pm

We last left our cast in the middle of the Skraeling Desert, searching for the powerful magic blade known as the Golden Dragonfire Blade. We will get back to that, but now we will show you something of equal importance. The discovery of a new Battle sibling and an evil uprising as Xandros gains power, influence, and grows forces of evil.

~BattleOn~

The Battle sisters are all spying on what their mother's described as their new brother, a boy dressed in a plain baby blue t-shirt , jeans and sneakers, with the shirt outlining his feminine body as he shops for produce.

Zinc: How come every kid mom shoots out's gotta be a girl?
Gentle: That's a wonder too.
Vanilla: Why's he taking so long to buy an orange?
Fierce: To be honest ladies, I don't even think we're dealing with a guy, I mean, for mom's sake, he's got hips wide enough to pull off belly dancing.

~Later~

Fierce: See, he's pickin' men's undershorts! He's a fuckin' dude!
Vanilla: Um, I wore boxers for a while too.
Zinc: Shut up lesbo.
Vanilla: -_-
Dana: Uh, may I help you ladies with anything?
Gentle: Shit! We've been spotted! Fierce! get the smoke bombs!
Fierce: I left 'em at home. Anyway, we're sorry for stalking you, may we interest you in a visit to our comfortable estate?
Zinc: That's the first time I didn't have to invite a man to our place.

~Battle Manor II~

Dana: So I'm your brother?
Fierce: Yeah, but we're gonna have to perform a strip search now.
Dana: What?
Zinc: Yes, I'm curious as well?
Vanilla: I think I' gonna puke.
Gentle: Seriously dude, what the hell are you?! Man or woman?! *starts taking his shirt off*
Dana: I'm a guy! Quit trying to undress me!
Zinc: Oh, I'll get his pants! ^ ^
Fierce: You get the socks, I get the pants.
Zinc: Aww...

The girls strip him naked and Vanilla throws up.

Vanilla; Aw god. *runs out*

Dana: OK, I think I've satisfied enough fetishes for one day, now can you please gimme some clothes?!
Zinc: Sorry, only dude thing we got on hand is Vanilla's shirt.
Dana: Ugh. *puts the shirt on* You idiots.... Wait, she wears guy's shirts?
Zinc: Personal fashion statement I made for her. Looks so cute on you, the way it shows your curves and how you look so sexy! ^ ^ If you weren't my bro, I'd definitely fuck you! *hugs Dana*


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Re: Xandros' Revolt

Post by Darth Wiggles on Sun Dec 05, 2010 9:34 pm

Britney: *Walks into the room* Hey everyone. *Notices Dana* Who's this?


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Post by Razorshell on Sun Dec 05, 2010 9:39 pm

Marcus:*walks over*Well what's going on here and who may I ask is this?*looking at Dana*


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Post by Darth Wiggles on Sun Dec 05, 2010 9:46 pm

Britney: *Walks into the room* Hey everyone. *Notices Dana* Who's this?
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Post by Proxzki on Sun Dec 05, 2010 9:46 pm

Jake:Hi guys, what's u-.....O//O
Makon:Eh? What'd you stop talkin-.....for....huh. 0//0 Oooooooh.....but I don't wanna have multiple relationships like my dad! Q.Q *runs out crying*
Jake:-//-U
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Post by Arcus on Sun Dec 05, 2010 9:48 pm

Zinc: Aw come on, Makon. You're not in any relationship now, are you? *goes after him*
Fierce: *sighs* Britney, this is Dan, Dana, this is a stupid girl, Jake, this is Dana, Dana, this is Jake.
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Post by Darth Wiggles on Sun Dec 05, 2010 9:49 pm

Britney: A stupid girl? -.-+
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Post by Arcus on Sun Dec 05, 2010 9:50 pm

Fierce: You kinda are. I don't even know why you and the rest of your threesome even stay here anymore.
Gentle: because I like their company.
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Post by Proxzki on Sun Dec 05, 2010 9:50 pm

Makon:*runs into a wall* Should've been looking at where I was going.....*sits against it* T.T He's too goooood.....and I've already been in so many thingies....

Jake:Hi. ^ ^ *waves subtly*
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Post by Razorshell on Sun Dec 05, 2010 9:51 pm

Marcus:Calm down Britney. Don't let her piss you off.
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Post by Darth Wiggles on Sun Dec 05, 2010 9:52 pm

Britney: No need to call me that, Fierce. Anyway, nice to meet you Dana. ^^
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Post by Arcus on Sun Dec 05, 2010 9:53 pm

Dana: Now who's the other guy?
Gentle; That's an incompetent bastard, don't worry about him.
Dana: Well uh, Hi Jake, hi Britney, hi incompetent bastard. Nice to meet you all and I've been abducted by a bunch of crazy girls.
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Post by Proxzki on Sun Dec 05, 2010 9:55 pm

Makon:Eh? I'm incompetent? Waaaaaah! T.T
Jake:^ ^U Eh....
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Post by Razorshell on Sun Dec 05, 2010 9:55 pm

Marcus:Hi Dana I'm Marcus. Yes I will admit to being an idiot. just so Fierce won't have to tell you later.
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Post by Darth Wiggles on Sun Dec 05, 2010 9:55 pm

Britney: *Sweat drops* Yeah, I can tell. Well see you later, Dana. ^^ *Walks out of the room*
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Post by Arcus on Sun Dec 05, 2010 9:57 pm

Zinc: *hugs Makon* She meant Marcus, not you.
Dana: Oh, nice to meet you Marcus.
Mellow: Hi everyone! ^ ^ *sees Dana* O///O *nose bleeds and faints*
Dana: What is this? Homosexual Hotel?!
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Post by Proxzki on Sun Dec 05, 2010 9:59 pm

Jake:>,>....
Makon:!.! I'm not homosexual! Q.Q *hugs Zinc and cries*
Jake: (Must be on his period or something....) Eh...
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Post by Darth Wiggles on Sun Dec 05, 2010 10:01 pm

Britney: *Sweat drops at the sound of the crying* Well things should become...rather interesting here now that he's around. He's kinda cute, though.
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Post by Arcus on Sun Dec 05, 2010 10:05 pm

Zinc: Sheesh, you're crying even more than the Nile river getting flooded over.
Mellow: I'm OK. *gets up* Sorry, I just saw you and how cute and sexy you are.
Dana: J....Just stop looking at me like that! *shivers and his hair turns bright yellow and his chest balloons bigger than the Battle girls* Oh crap...
Gentle: So you were a girl!
Dana: N....no! I-I-I... I can exp-p-plain that!
Gentle: Aww, she's blushing.
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Post by Darth Wiggles on Sun Dec 05, 2010 10:08 pm

Britney: *Sighs* Might as well go see what that shouting is about.
Britney walks back into the room and notices the now female Dana, shaking her head as she notices her.
Britney: Do I even want to know why Dana's now a girl?
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Post by Proxzki on Sun Dec 05, 2010 10:08 pm

Jake:-.- Well, that killed it. *leaves*
Makon:Eh? *wipes off his tears and looks at Dana* O//O Boobiessss....

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Post by Arcus on Sun Dec 05, 2010 10:09 pm

Dana starts crying.
Zinc: Oh come on! *puts Makon over her shoulder and puts Dana on her other shoulder, carrying them out of the room*
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Post by Darth Wiggles on Sun Dec 05, 2010 10:10 pm

Britney: *Sweat drops* Things will get very interesting with him around. *Smiles*
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Post by Proxzki on Sun Dec 05, 2010 10:11 pm

Makon:^ ^ Yay!
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Post by Arcus on Sun Dec 05, 2010 10:12 pm

Zinc: Alright. *sits them on the couch together in the den* Now that you both stopped crying, I'll watch over you two.
Dana: Why did you sit me so close to him?
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