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Post by Arcus on Wed Apr 12, 2017 5:53 pm

Erna: Yeah... We usually need males of other species to fertilize our eggs. It's rather embarrassing to me. *blushes*
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Post by Zephyr on Wed Apr 12, 2017 5:58 pm

Gary: You shouldn't be embarrassed. It's just your biology. And I guess by that logic, I shouldn't be embarrassed I showed you my wing-wang. *stands up* Sorry about that, by the way...
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Post by Arcus on Wed Apr 12, 2017 6:06 pm

Erna: Oh it's fine. Well, I'm going back to sleep now. Make sure to turn off the light when you leave, please. *curls up in the tub, closing her eyes*
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Post by Zephyr on Wed Apr 12, 2017 6:29 pm

Gary: Do you want me to like...change out your water or anything?.?
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Post by Arcus on Wed Apr 12, 2017 6:32 pm

Erna: Changes out my water? I guess after I wake up tomorrow morning.
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Post by Zephyr on Wed Apr 12, 2017 6:59 pm

Gary: Okay then...goodnight, I guess. *leaves the room, closes the door, and turns around to see Limbo looking at him holding a bottle of whiskey* Uhh...
Limbo: Can I have some of this?
Gary: I...guess? 
Limbo: Great! I haven't had any booze since I arrived on the surface. *takes a huge drink*
Gary: Um..you okay? I mean, that is Fireball whiskey. Hot stuff.
Limbo: *snickers* Really? It's so mild! 
Gary: Oh right, guess you wouldn't find it hot at all, being a demon. 
Limbo: *chugs about half of the bottle without effort* It's pretty good, though. *wanders back towards the living room*
Gary: *follows her* So what are you doing up? 
Limbo: Eh, I'm a light sleeper and your clamor woke me up. It's no big deal, really. Alcohol helps me sleep! And wake up. And get ready for a meal. Oh, not to mention it helps me get drunk. But this stuff doesn't taste very strong at all. Er, no offense. 
Gary: None taken, I guess. *takes the bottle, drinks from it, and winces from the hot cinnamon flavor, then gives it back to Limbo*
Limbo: You okay? You look like you just saw a ghost!
Gary: Funny you say that...I was just haunted by our new roommate. 
Limbo: No way! Ha, called it! 
Gary: So you're from hell, right? 
Limbo: Yep! Pandemonium, the capitol city. 
Gary: Huh....like with Satan and everything? 
Limbo: Who now? Oh right....let's get something straight here. Your human bible, and what actually goes down there, are two different things. Us demons of hell rule over each other. It's an awesome system with no anarchy whatsoever! Lucifer doesn't rule over us, he just created the place and parties with us 24/7. 
Gary: That sounds made-up...
Limbo: You sound made up! Ergh, whatever. I'm going to bed. *grumbles as she drinks the rest of the bottle and goes back into her sleeping bag*
Gary: *sighs* .....What is my life anymore...*goes into his room, and goes back to sleep*
(the next morning, Gary gets up and stretches, and wanders into the kitchen to start making breakfast)
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Re: Monster Party

Post by Arcus on Wed Apr 12, 2017 8:34 pm

Erna: *wheels into the kitchen* Morning Gary. I drained the tub and stuff. So what's for breakfast?
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Re: Monster Party

Post by Proxzki on Wed Apr 12, 2017 8:37 pm

Spooky: *floats in* Hiiiii. What's for- what she said. Meh.
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Post by Zephyr on Wed Apr 12, 2017 8:45 pm

Limbo: Woah! So he wasn't lying about the ghost! Well what's your name? 
Gary: Hang on. What do ghosts even eat?
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Post by Proxzki on Wed Apr 12, 2017 9:03 pm

Spooky: Oh, we don't eat anything. I was just curious. And my name is Spooky.
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Post by Arcus on Wed Apr 12, 2017 9:12 pm

Erna: Oh um... Hello Spooky. Nice to meet you.
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Re: Monster Party

Post by Zephyr on Wed Apr 12, 2017 9:14 pm

Gary: Well, since the program's buying, let's just splurge out! What does everyone want? 
Limbo: Oh, veal! Raw and bloody! 
Gary: =.= Seriously? 
Limbo: Yeah! You think I was being serious with the "virgin's blood" thing?
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Re: Monster Party

Post by Razorshell on Wed Apr 12, 2017 9:21 pm

Charlie: Let me handle the groceries.
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Post by Zephyr on Wed Apr 12, 2017 9:25 pm

Gary: Huh? I figured we would all go.
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Post by Razorshell on Wed Apr 12, 2017 9:31 pm

Charlie: Well I can actually cook.
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Post by Zephyr on Wed Apr 12, 2017 9:34 pm

Gary: You can? Wait....where does a manticore even learn how to cook?
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Post by Proxzki on Wed Apr 12, 2017 9:39 pm

Spooky: I'd wager at home like everyone else.
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Post by Razorshell on Wed Apr 12, 2017 9:54 pm

Chimera: Again. I'm a Chimera. I learned thanks to some cooking classes.
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Post by Zephyr on Wed Apr 12, 2017 10:00 pm

Gary: Chimera, yeah, sorry! Didn't even think you guys existed until yesterday, so forgive my inaccuracy! Anyway, whatever. Why don't we go and do some shopping?
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Post by Razorshell on Wed Apr 12, 2017 10:12 pm

Charlie: Yup. Lets go.
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Re: Monster Party

Post by Zephyr on Wed Apr 12, 2017 10:25 pm

(after piling everyone into his SUV)
Gary: Heh. My parents said I was crazy for getting an SUV as a lonely bachelor...well lookit me now, mom!
Limbo: What the hell are you talking about? Also, why does Erna get the front seat? 
Gary: Because she needs more room for her tailfin. Now buckle up.
Limbo: Meh. Seat belts take more lives than they save, I should know.
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Re: Monster Party

Post by Arcus on Wed Apr 12, 2017 10:42 pm

Erna: Only time I've ridden in a car was when i rode in the program's car. I never know what to expect with cars.
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Post by Zephyr on Wed Apr 12, 2017 10:44 pm

Gary: Well, all you really need to do if you're not driving is to buckle up, and nothing bad should happen. 
(They arrive at the supermarket, and wander through the aisles)
Limbo: Hey, why is everyone staring at us? 
Gary: I dunno, maybe it's because I'm walking around with a demon, mermaid, ghost, and man-er, chimera?
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Re: Monster Party

Post by Razorshell on Wed Apr 12, 2017 10:51 pm

Charlie:*heads to the meat counter* How fresh is your best steak or ground beef?
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Re: Monster Party

Post by Zephyr on Wed Apr 12, 2017 11:01 pm

(the worker behind the counter pops up, revealing herself to be a girl partly covered in brown fur, with wolf ears, hairy arms, claws, and a long wolf tail, dressed in a white coat with an apron and a cute paper hat)
worker: Hiya! Our steak is guaranteed fresh, of course! Never frozen!
Gary: Oh, lemme guess...some kind of werewolf? It's not a full moon! 
worker: Well, I'm a wolfman. A female wolfman. Yeah, figure that one out, Darwin.
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